So THIS is what makes the ride so smooth..
Sharpies&Notebooks
Sarcasm runs deep. Vodka so smooth. Put on Adele radio on Pandora, always captures my mood.
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Ever feel like your life has been tasered?
When things happen and you have no idea where that 500,000 volt of electricity came from?
So now you begin to stand still like a wide eyed ass because you dont know what your next move should be.
The only thing that awakens you out of your trance is the feeling of cold liquid on the side of your mouth…did I forget to mention you’re now drooling at this point?
So now heres the hard part: Realizing you’ve just been f*cked by either someONE or someTHING and deciding what to do next.
Do you sit in the same spot, feeling pity for yourself, or do you take a few shots of Vodka?
Vodka it is.
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I’m always going around thinking of everyone else but myself, but today, I’m gonna march myself back in that kitchen, open the freezer, and eat those last 2 Eggos! And while you’re not liking it, I’ll be loving it!
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